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Look! The duck has ears! :/
WALAO EH! Is this true? Mouth produces salivia which contains amylase, which acts on starch and converts it to glucose Crappy shit lah. I don't know what the hell it is talking about. I thought mouth produces salivary amylase? Oh yes! I went to the market just now. Got one aunty hor, damm freaking weird one lor. Staying at my block one, i think at the 24th floor. Walao eh, i want to take the lift right, she go and close the door. I was like walking into the lift and she press "DC". What the hell. This isn't the first time liao lor. Futhermore, when i managed to get into the lift, she look at my with big big eyes, like so scared like that. After that when we reached first floor right, before the lift door fully open [i think half open that time], she go and RUN out of the lift. SIAO Another time another time... Also she taking the lift. She didn't slam the lift door at me that time. But this time, even more werido. YOu know when you walk out from the lift right, can directly cut through the void deck and go to the staircase which links to the overhead bridge. When she saw me walking towards the stairs, she go and turn one big round around the block then go to the stairs. When i reached the overhead bridge, i saw her walking beside me. Stupid or not? Some more when she see me her eye BIG BIG again, then she walk so fast like bullet train to the bus stop. Do i look like someone who can slap her to her death or someone who wants to steal her things? Please lah, i look so *dut* and blur, still can be scared of me. WAH, first time i feel so "big" leh! Ok, so since i'm talking about her right, lets talk about my Weird neighbours. Got this uncle, ALSO LIVING AT 24th FLOOR ONE. Last time, which is about 3 years back, he threw my egg away. -.- My aunty go to the market to buy one bag of egg right, then she put beside her on the bench while she talking to someone. Then the uncle just take the whole bag and throw it into the rubbish bin! After that, he compensated us with 50cent for one egg! Good deal! ALSO, about 7 years back, [yes, i know, a long time] got one aunty hor, living at the 13th floor one. Every night right, at around 9pm, you surely can hear someone scream "AI YO YO~!" Cute right? She actually scolding her daughter."=.= ALSO ALSO...got this boy boy lah, i dunno whether still staying hear or not, staying at the 9th floor one. Last time when i 5 years old right, everytime dinner time is when he come back from school lah, then he would always be showering. His unit right on top of mine, so i can hear what he say very distinctly if it is from the bathroom in the kitchen lah. Then everyday during dinner right, you can hear him SING: "POKEMON POKEMON~" AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Very funny right? That time i still very young, so i didn't really laugh, but now i still got hear people singing in their showers lah, then i laugh so loud that got echo. Then i kena scolded by mummy. =/ |